Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, May 3, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on gurneys next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
    The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
    The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."
    The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
    The first kid says, "A circumcision."
    The second kid says, "Whoa, good luck, buddy, I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."
  2. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    Ouch!!! I just got a sharp pain just below the belt line!

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    HOTCHKIS NRA Life Member

    Apr 21, 2013

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