A man calls home to his wife on a Thursday and says, "Honey, I have been Asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.. We'll be gone For a long weekend, and we'll be staying at a lodge near a river. This is a Good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could You please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend. And also would you get Out my rod and tackle box from the attic ? We're leaving at 4:30 PM from the office, and I'll swing by the house to Pick up my things. Oh, and please pack my new blue silk pajamas and robe. The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she does Exactly what her husband asked. Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, Looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, “Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike; but why didn't You pack my silk pajamas and robe like I asked you to do?” The wife replied, "I did, they're in your tackle box!" MORAL: Never, Never, Never, try to outsmart a woman!!!