Outsmart a woman???

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Oct 23, 2018.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    A man calls home to his wife on a Thursday and says, "Honey, I have been
    Asked to fly to
    Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.. We'll be gone
    For a long weekend, and we'll be staying at a lodge near a river. This is a
    Good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could
    You please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend. And also would you get
    Out my rod and tackle box from the attic ?

    We're leaving at 4:30 PM from the office, and I'll swing by the house to
    Pick up my things. Oh, and please pack my new blue silk pajamas and robe.

    The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she does
    Exactly what her husband asked.

    Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise,
    Looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

    He says, “Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike; but why didn't
    You pack my silk pajamas and robe like I asked you to do?”

    The wife replied, "I did, they're in your tackle box!"

    MORAL: Never, Never, Never, try to outsmart a woman!!!
  2. The War Wagon

    The War Wagon Well-Known Member

    Oct 11, 2018
    Heh, heh, heh...

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