Passwords

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by jaydoc, Oct 22, 2018.

  1. jaydoc

    jaydoc i'm riding a turtle!

    Aug 10, 2012
    Today I opened a new email account, I always use the same password: "cabbage". It's easy to remember. But it seems the computer had other plans...

    Please enter your new password:
    "cabbage"

    Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
    "boiled cabbage"

    Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
    "1 boiled cabbage"

    Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
    "50bloodyboiledcabbages"

    Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
    "50BLOODYboiledcabbages"

    Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
    "50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArse,IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessnow”

    Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
    “ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArseIfYouDontGiveMeAccessnow”

    Sorry, that password is already in use!
     
  2. awp101

    awp101 Veni, vidi sum oblitus

    Jan 12, 2017
    I don't mind the password rules but I do wish they would list them BEFORE I tried to come with one!
     
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  3. mikegalway

    mikegalway CEO of DILLIGAF industries Supporting Addict

    Feb 23, 2014
    And the pin number for an ATM card is 4 numbers .
     
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  4. xerts1191

    xerts1191 Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2017
    And if you’re old like me, you have to write all of them down, which totally nullify’s password security when the bad guys knock me out with the three ring binder which is 5” thick full of nothing but my secret passwords!
     
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