Polish man shopping

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    The customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

    The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

    The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

    Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if
    I was German?

    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was
    Jewish?

    Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?'

    If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

    The clerk says, "Well, no, I probably wouldn't!"

    With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"

    The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
     

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