Political Test

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Wheels No More, Jul 15, 2016.

  1. Wheels No More

    Wheels No More Long gone

    May 12, 2015
    Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

    Here is a little test that will help you decide.
    The answer can be found by posing the following question:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
    Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a 45 cal pistol, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
    What do you do?
    .............................................
    Democrat's Answer:
    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
    Does the man look poor or oppressed?
    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
    Could we run away?
    What does my wife think?
    What about the kids?
    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
    What does the law say about this situation?
    Does the firearm have appropriate safety built into it?
    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
    Should I call 9-1-1?
    Why is this street so deserted?
    We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing!
    I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. ..... .

    Republican's Answer:
    BANG!
    ............................................
    Southerner's Answer:
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! Click
    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Black Talon?"
    Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
    Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"
     
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  2. Babboonbobo

    Babboonbobo Avatar is back to my favorite things!

    Nov 18, 2014

  3. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    Guilty as charged!

    I was a Southerner, even when I lived in The Land of Lincoln - - - - makes me ILL what they have done to it.
     
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  4. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    BTW, who makes a 9 shot .45?

    NEVER MIND, figured that out myself . . . . Checkmate mags and one in the chamber, except for the second mag . . . . .
     
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  5. Wheels No More

    Wheels No More Long gone

    May 12, 2015
    My bad it originally said 40 but I changed it to 45.
    I didn't think to count the bangs I'll edit that now thanks.
    Funny when I posted this I almost added a @ZoidMeister .
     
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  6. Ethanol Red

    Ethanol Red Make it a double Supporting Addict

    Jul 12, 2015
    Nice one Wheels. I appreciate that since I'm a southerner. (Live on the south side);)
     
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  7. Ethanol Red

    Ethanol Red Make it a double Supporting Addict

    Jul 12, 2015
    2 eight round mags?
     
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  8. Kip

    Kip Sir Kip Esquire

    Apr 12, 2016
    You had me at 'deserted street'.... MFers NEVER give matches when I get smokes,have to keep asking. Aim for the Ruby!!!!!
     
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