Poor Jane

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Dec 21, 2018.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged to have sex.
    "What's that?" he asked.
    She explained to him what sex was and he said,
    "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree."
    Horrified, she said, " Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here."
    Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp,
    "What the hell did you do that for?"
    "Just checking for bees," said Tarzan.
  2. Integrity Arms

    Integrity Arms 1911 Pistol Smith

    Mar 20, 2017
    Heard this one years ago, some of the oldies are the best... I really enjoy this every morning Ed, nothing like a good chuckle to start the day..
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