Poor Trigger Control

That guy needs brain control.

Trigger control? They need to call animal control.

Poor guy. I hate when I'm just minding my own business and institutional racism forces me to do stuff like this.

Hey, if I see something of yours that I want and I "identify" as the owner of that thing, whatever it may be, who would you be to tell me I'm not the owner? F'in' racists are constantly holding down good people that are just trying to rob what is theirs.

Think its exactly they was they show it on TV. Lols.