Positive Attitude

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, the Marine Corps fighter pilot finally regained consciousness. He was in a hospital, in a lot of pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a nurse hovering over him, looking worried. It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation.

    The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes. Knowing he was not only a fighter pilot, but a Marine, she spoke to him softly and slowly, enunciating each word: "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

    Somehow, he managed to mumble in reply, "Then can I feel your boobs?"

    And that, my friends, is a positive attitude.
     

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