Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Bugs, Feb 17, 2012.

  1. Bugs

    Bugs Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2011
    EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY
    BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK

    AND TOLD HIM 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's
    somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

    'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come
    talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those
    fears..'

    'How much do you charge?'


    'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.


    'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

    Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come
    to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

    'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful
    lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have
    saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

    'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask,
    did a bartender cure you?'

    'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there
    now!!!'



    FORGET THE SHRINKS..

    HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!



    :hail:
     
  2. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011

  3. Joe C

    Joe C Custom Pistolsmith Sponsor

    Sep 11, 2011
    Lolol! I love it!
     
  4. nomad

    nomad Active Member

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    Aug 22, 2011
    I like the way you think. :biggrin1:
     
  5. Bugs

    Bugs Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2011
    :rolleyes2:Hey my wife just made me a big martini; I think she's up to somethin' :rolleyes2:
     
  6. dilespla

    dilespla Never made it to step 12 Supporting Addict

    Oct 12, 2011
  7. Ditto_95

    Ditto_95 Why oh why? Supporting Addict

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    Nov 5, 2011
    :
    Or up for something.:lol:
     

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