Redneck Definitions

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Barium - What the Undertaker does with 'em when the Doctor's done with 'em
    Benign - What a child be after they be eight
    Cauterize - To have gotten noticed by pretty woman
    Cyst - To give someone in need a helpin' hand
    Dilate - It sure beats dyin' early
    Impotent - Someone significant and distinguished
    Node - To have been aquainted with someone in the past
    Pap Smear - To insult or belittle your own Daddy
    Pathology - The study of trails
    Rectum - Crashed 'em and totaled 'em
    Tumor - Not just one more
    X-Rayed - For adult audiences only
     
  2. ZoidMeister

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  9. mikemac

    mikemac Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Apr 22, 2017
    Needed that today and thanks LK
     
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