Redneck Lent

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  1. jaydoc

    jaydoc i'm riding a turtle!

    Aug 10, 2012
    Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.

    But, all of Bubba 's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden to eat
    meat on Friday.

    The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic
    faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

    The Priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a Catholic.

    After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass...and as the priest sprinkled holy water
    over him, he said, 'You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic'.

    Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.

    The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a
    rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

    There stood Bubba clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling
    meat and chanted:

    'You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish'.
  2. Colorado Sonny

    Colorado Sonny Deo Volente Supporting Addict

    Sep 25, 2015

  3. Kip

    Kip Sir Kip Esquire

    Apr 12, 2016
    Bubba gots smarts!!!:D
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  4. mikemac

    mikemac Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Apr 22, 2017
    Go bubba! Thank you
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  5. Fred_G

    Fred_G Known Agitator

    Dec 29, 2015

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