Saint Patrick's Day and Corona Virus

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Colorado Sonny, Mar 12, 2020.

  1. Colorado Sonny

    Colorado Sonny Deo Volente Supporting Addict

    Sep 25, 2015
    Pat and Mike were talking about what they were going to do for Saint Patrick's day.

    Mike said he thought they should go down to O Leary's pub because any one buying drinks could get the all you could eat corned beef, cabbage and potatoes at half off.

    Pat said he wasn't so sure that was a good idea with the crowds and that corona virus going around.

    Mike said, "Lad, after some good Irish whiskey the corona virus couldn't possibly bother us!"

    Pat looked at him in shock and said, " Mike you are daft! I am not going to rub good Irish whisky all over me hands!"
     
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  2. july19

    july19 Womb? Weary? He rests. He has travelled. Supporting Addict

    Sep 16, 2013
    I love Irish jokes. I also love Swede jokes as I'm married to a Swede. Her Dad got very tired of hearing them, it took me a few years to find out why. In my defense, when I met my wife I didn't know she or her Dad were Swedes; I was only 15.
     
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  3. jfrey

    jfrey Supporting Addict Supporting Addict

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    Oct 10, 2012
    Pat probably wouldn't mind rubbing the whisky on his hands if he passed it through his kidneys first :D:D:D
     
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