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Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Aug 8, 2017.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Bill and his wife were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."

    So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I ave some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex, Mon."

    Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her Bill felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was.

    Bill asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"

    The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."

    Well, Bill, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!!

    In the blink of an eye, Bill grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs.

    The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET, MON!!!"
     
  2. kellingtonw

    kellingtonw Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

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    Jan 3, 2017
    Ok. I am starting to read these before the day's history lesson. I like both; but nothing beats laughing your @$$ off! Thanks!

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