Say What???

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Dec 30, 2018.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    A senior couple pulls up to a gas station:

    Attendant: How may I help you?
    Old Man: Please fill it up. Old Lady: What did he say?
    Old Man: [yelling]: He asked what we wanted and I told him to fill it up.

    Attendant: So, where are you heading?
    Old Man: To Chicago to see our Grandchildren. Old Lady: What did he say?
    Old Man: [yelling]: He asked where we're going. I told him we're going to see the Grand kids.

    Attendant: It sure is a nice day for a drive.
    Old Man: Yes, it's been quite pleasant. Old Lady: What did he say?
    Old Man: [yelling]: He said its good weather.

    Attendant: Where are you coming from?
    Old Man: We started our trip from State College. Old Lady: What did he say?
    Old Man: [yelling]: He asked where we're from and I said State College.

    Attendant: I dated a girl from State College once. She wouldn't shut up and was lousy in bed.
    Old lady: What did he say?
    Old Man: [yelling]: He says he knows you.
     
  2. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    Beautiful!!!!


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