Seeing Eye to Eye...

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by bigbob76, Nov 5, 2018.

  1. bigbob76

    bigbob76 Not so big Bob these days Supporting Addict

    Jul 3, 2012
    A man and woman are having marriage problems, and decide to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple goes to court to finalize their break-up.

    The judge asks the husband, "What has brought you to the point that you are now at, where you are not able to keep this marriage together?"

    The husband says, "In the six weeks we've been together, we haven't been able to agree on one thing.

    The wife says, "Seven weeks."
  2. Raylan Givens

    Raylan Givens Never Forget

    Aug 18, 2015
    Sounds like the typical marriage, divorce or
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  3. joerockhead

    joerockhead "BOURBON" It's not just for Breakfast anymore ! Supporting Addict

    Oct 12, 2011
    My Grandfather used to always say..
    " If I had the choice between marriage and prison... next time I'd chose prison …. at least I'd know when I was getting out " ….


    However...they were married for over 60 years .......
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  4. Oldgunner

    Oldgunner Well-Known Member

    Mar 30, 2018
    I guess my experience just wasn't "typical". We had 46 very good years before cancer to her from me.
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  5. july19

    july19 Womb? Weary? He rests. He has travelled. Supporting Addict

    Sep 16, 2013
    It is a good joke.
    On the serious side, who you choose to marry is the most important decision of your life. Just my opinion.
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