Shaky Senior

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, May 10, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a
    sex shop.
    Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily wobbles the few feet across
    the store to
    the counter.

    Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the
    sales clerk:
    Dddooo youuuu hhave dddddiilllldosss?"

    The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do
    have dildos;
    actually we carry many different models."

    The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee,
    tttenn
    inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss ththiickk that
    vibbbrrraaaattttesss?"

    The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

    The poor old lady replies, ":Ddddooo yyoooouuuu knnnoooww hhowww tttooo
    ttturrrnnn ttthe
    dddddaaaammmmnnnn ttthingggg offffff?"
     
  2. Descartian

    Descartian Well-Known Member

    Apr 13, 2017

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