Short Joke

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Mike Meints, Apr 17, 2019.

  1. Mike Meints

    Mike Meints Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
    father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this
    house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we
    can afford it."

    The next day, the father saw little Joseph heading out the
    front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you
    going?"

    Little Joseph told him; "I was walking past your room last
    night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I
    heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be
    damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike."
     
  2. Bloodhound

    Bloodhound Well-Known Member

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    Apr 12, 2018
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  3. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    That’s a dandy mike! Thanks for the laughs.


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