Shot in the head

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
    and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
    Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with
    the windows rolled up, her eyes closed and with both hands behind
    the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car.

    He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange.
    He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot
    in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an
    hour.

    The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
    doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

    When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
    dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
    exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a
    gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she
    reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it
    was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

    The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was
    from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
     
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  2. Kip

    Kip Sir Kip Esquire

    Apr 12, 2016

  3. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    Obviously a blonde . . .
     
  4. Kip

    Kip Sir Kip Esquire

    Apr 12, 2016
    YouTube had a better "Pop n' fresh" dude,he farts at the end!
    Couldn't get the f*cker to download :devil:
     
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  5. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    Doughhead!


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