SIMPLE TRUTHS...

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Mike Meints, Oct 25, 2018.

  1. Mike Meints

    Mike Meints Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    FIVE SIMPLE TRUTHS:

    1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.



    2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the a-hole's name.



    3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.



    4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.



    5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.





    Bonus Truth:

    Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
     
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  2. BR549er

    BR549er Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

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    Jul 6, 2018
    Attitude, not aptitude, determines altitude.
     

  3. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    It doesn't take "all kinds," we've just GOT "all kinds" . . . . Zoid
     
  4. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    Somehow, these days, there never seems to be anything "simple," about the Truth . . . . .
     
  5. Ethanol Red

    Ethanol Red Make it a double Supporting Addict

    Jul 12, 2015
    Good stuff fellas! :grin:
     
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  6. Renegade4006

    Renegade4006 Well-Known Member

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    Feb 18, 2018
    #2 needs to be a T-shirt or bumper sticker!!

    2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the a-hole's name.
     

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