Singing Fish (Kip)

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Jimmy: 'Hey, Mike! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.'

    Mike: 'To tell the truth, I'm really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing like a bird.'

    Jimmy: 'What? Let me get this straight... You bought a fish because you thought you could teach him to sing like a bird?'

    Mike: 'Well, yeah. After all, you know, he's a parrot fish.'

    Jimmy: 'Now listen, Mike, while you might be able to teach a parrot to sing, you're never going to get anywhere with a parrot fish.'

    Mike: 'That's what you think! It just so happens this fish CAN sing. The thing is, he's terribly off-key and it's driving me crazy. Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish?'
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  2. Kip

    Kip Sir Kip Esquire

    Apr 12, 2016
    Har,har,har! :D
    Actually they're fairly common...
    Billy Bass,and the Filet-o-fish one
    Catchy tune!! ;)
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  3. hamholfarm

    hamholfarm 1911Addicted-> Avoiding Intervention

    May 10, 2014
    You can tune a guitar, but you can't tune a fish (tuna-fish)!
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  4. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    You can Tune a Piano but You Can’t Tuna Fish. By the highly regarded (by some), REO Speedwagon, Circa 1978.

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  5. Jimhoag

    Jimhoag In Kentucky

    Jun 14, 2013
    Wasn't tuna fish a Joe Cocker song
  6. fieldgrade

    fieldgrade resident crank

    Mar 13, 2017
    The only difference between a banjo and a '55 Chevrolet is you can tune a '55 Chevrolet.

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