Singing fish

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Sep 21, 2020.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Jimmy: 'Hey, Mike! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.'

    Mike: 'To tell the truth, I'm really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing like a bird.'

    Jimmy: 'What? Let me get this straight... You bought a fish because you thought you could teach him to sing like a bird?'

    Mike: 'Well, yeah. After all, you know, he's a parrot fish.'

    Jimmy: 'Now listen, Mike, while you might be able to teach a parrot to sing, you're never going to get anywhere with a parrot fish.'

    Mike: 'That's what you think! It just so happens this fish CAN sing. The thing is, he's terribly off-key and it's driving me crazy. Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish?'
     
  2. 1911 dawg

    1911 dawg Well-Known Member

    Jan 14, 2018
    Oh Lord !!!
     
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  3. pcar157

    pcar157 Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

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    Jan 22, 2019
    A stretch of of the imagination by limbkiller! Whatta way to start the day!
     
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  4. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish, REO Speedwagon, 1978.


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  5. Integrity Arms

    Integrity Arms 1911 Pistol Smith

    Mar 20, 2017
  6. Integrity Arms

    Integrity Arms 1911 Pistol Smith

    Mar 20, 2017
    Best album those guys ever did imo..
     
  7. Mike A

    Mike A Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Mar 19, 2017
    :eek: peyote.jpg


    Heaven help us! :eek:
     
  8. AZPhil

    AZPhil Well-Known Member

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    Mar 9, 2012
    Dad Joke 101!!!
    Semper Fi
    Phil
     
  9. Uncle Bob

    Uncle Bob Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Sep 22, 2017

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