SLOW DOWN!!!!

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the
    traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and
    so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a
    day.

    So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to
    do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of
    my chickens." "What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.
    "I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"
    So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that
    said:
    SLOW:

    SCHOOL CROSSING

    Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do
    something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make
    them go even faster." So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers
    and they put up a new sign:
    SLOW:

    CHILDREN AT PLAY

    That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and called and called every
    day for three weeks. Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing
    no good. Can I put up my own sign?" The sheriff told him, "Sure thing,
    put up your own sign." He was going to let the Farmer John do just about
    anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain. The
    sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John. Three weeks later, curiosity
    got the best of the sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call.
    "How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?" "Oh, I
    sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go.
    I'm very busy." He hung up the phone. The sheriff was really curious
    Now and he thought to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look at
    That sign... it might be something that WE could use to slow down
    drivers..."

    So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the
    moment he saw the sign. It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:


    NUDIST COLONY

    Go slow and watch out for the chicks!
     

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