Smart lad

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Goes to show what little boys are up to!!


    "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with
    a loose woman."

    The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy
    Toughness?"

    "Yes, Father, it is."

    "And, who was the woman you were with?"

    "Sure and I can't be telling you, Father. I don't want
    to ruin her reputation."

    "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so
    you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

    "I cannot say."

    "Was it Patricia Kelly?"

    "I'll never tell."

    "Was it Liz Shannon?"

    "I'm sorry, but I can't name her."

    "Was it Cathy Morgan?"

    "My lips are sealed."

    "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"

    "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

    The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast
    lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've
    sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church
    for three months. Be off with you now."

    Tommy walks back to his pew.
    His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you
    get?"

    "Three month's vacation and five good leads," says
    Tommy.
     
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  2. Colorado Sonny

    Colorado Sonny Deo Volente Supporting Addict

    Sep 25, 2015

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