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Two tall trees , a birch and a beech , are growing in the woods.

A small tree begins to grow between them.

The beech says to the birch:

"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch ?"

The birch says it can`t tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.The birch says:

"Woodpecker , you are a tree expert. Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch ?"

The woodpecker takes a small taste of the sapling and replies:

"It is neither a son of a beech or a son of a birch. It is , however , the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in !"
 

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Womb? Weary? He rests. He has travelled.
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Reminiscent od my late Dad’s humor, and before someone has doubts, the nut didn’t fall far from the tree.
 
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