Son of a.......?

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Two tall trees , a birch and a beech , are growing in the woods.

    A small tree begins to grow between them.

    The beech says to the birch:

    "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch ?"

    The birch says it can`t tell.

    Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.The birch says:

    "Woodpecker , you are a tree expert. Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch ?"

    The woodpecker takes a small taste of the sapling and replies:

    "It is neither a son of a beech or a son of a birch. It is , however , the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in !"
  2. xerts1191

    xerts1191 Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2017

  3. tac45

    tac45 What me worry ? Supporting Addict

    Mar 4, 2012
    Now that’s funny
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  4. july19

    july19 Womb? Weary? He rests. He has travelled. Supporting Addict

    Sep 16, 2013
    Reminiscent od my late Dad’s humor, and before someone has doubts, the nut didn’t fall far from the tree.
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