Stock Market

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Nov 28, 2018.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    todays stock report

    Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
    Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
    Knives were up sharply.
    Cows steered into a bull market.
    Pencils lost a few points.
    Hiking equipment was trailing.
    Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
    Weights were up in heavy trading.
    Light switches were off.
    Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
    Diapers remained unchanged.
    Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
    The market for raisins dried up.
    Coca Cola fizzled.
    Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
    Balloon prices were inflated.
    Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
    And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.
     
  2. razorbacker

    razorbacker Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Dec 2, 2011
    Sounds like a typical day on the market. I love how 50% of those expert NYC market analysts are always wrong. I can be as accurate as them with a Wee Gee board.
     
    Last edited: Nov 29, 2018
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