Sunday newspaper

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Aug 13, 2020.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    "Where is my Sunday paper?!" the irate customer yelled into the phone when the newspaper office clerk answered.

    "Ma'am?" the clerk replied, a bit confused.

    "Where is my Sunday paper!?!" she repeated, even louder than the first time. "I only get one paper a week from you cretins, because it takes me that long to read it! And it's not here! Can't you idiots do anything right?!"

    "Ma'am", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow -- on Sunday."

    There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition.

    Oh my gosh:

    "Well, hell," she said, her voice finally calm. "So that's why no one was at church today
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  2. Caspian

    Caspian Chief Steward of Man Law

    Sep 18, 2019
    Obvious case of that West Nile Virus variant. It was the 3rd one discovered so it was named "C" Nile.

  3. dasroofr

    dasroofr Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2019
    Two good ones!!! Thank you limbkiller, and Caspian.
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