Supper Prayer

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    At dinner, little Johnny was asked to lead the prayer.
    "But I don't know how to pray," he replied.
    “Just pray for your family, friends and neighbors, the poor,
    etc.," said his father.
    "Okay”, the boy said,".
    "Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors and their children,
    who finished all my cookies and ice cream.
    Bless them so they won't come again.
    Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's
    clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.
    This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor
    naked ladies on my Daddy's Blackberry.
    And provide shelter for the homeless man who uses Mom's
    room when Daddy is at work. AMEN!"
    Dinner was cancelled.
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  2. john_anch_ak

    john_anch_ak Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Mar 7, 2017
    Oh yeah! From the mouth of kids...

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