Sven and Ole

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Sven and Ole, Two Minnesota engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walks by asks what they were doing.

    "Ve're supposed to find da height of dis flagpole, " said Sven, "but ve
    don't haff a ladder."

    The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and
    laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure

    from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, "Twenty one feet,
    six inches," and walked away.

    Ole shook his head and laughed. "Ain't dat just like a voman! Ve ask fer
    da height and she gives us da length!"

    Sven and Ole have since quit their engineering jobs and are currently
    serving in the United States Senate.
  2. WartHog

    WartHog Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 2014
    Democrats ????

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  3. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    If CON is the opposite of PRO, what's the opposite of Congress . . . .
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