T.U.R.D disorder

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD)?

    TURD is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, and uncontrollable crying.

    People with TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.TURD Is caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America.

    For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite.Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with some of the following environmental and behavioral factors:* Membership in the Democratic Party* Identifying as a Feminist* Currently enrolled in college, and/or Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree* Living in a densely populated metropolitan area* Massive student debt* Spotty or non-existent work history.

    Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement. If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again.
     
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  2. Glock2740

    Glock2740 1911 addict Staff Member Moderator

    Aug 16, 2011
    :roflmaro: :roflmaro: :roflmaro:

    That’s some funny :poop:! :D
     

  3. Cop_Out

    Cop_Out Pearl Pimp Supporting Addict

    Feb 3, 2017
    Funny right there.
     
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  4. xerts1191

    xerts1191 Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2017
  5. Babboonbobo

    Babboonbobo Avatar is back to my favorite things!

    Nov 18, 2014
  6. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014

    I say we just FLUSH 'em . . . . . .
     
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  7. DHD

    DHD Well-Known Member

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    May 30, 2018
    I always enjoy the jokes here. This time, I'm not so sure it is a joke. It is funny all the same.
     
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  8. mikegalway

    mikegalway CEO of DILLIGAF industries Supporting Addict

    Feb 23, 2014
    Seems to be plenty of Turds out there .
     
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  9. TheCollector

    TheCollector Well-Known Member

    Aug 25, 2018
    Someone Trump Is Not Keeping (STINK) is what TURDs like James Comey do.
     
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