TAKING THE BAIT

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Wheels No More, Jan 17, 2019.

  1. Wheels No More

    Wheels No More Long gone

    May 12, 2015
    An old farmer is sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise when he sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying a spool of something metallic under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

    "Chicken wire."

    "What you gonna do with that?"

    "Gonna catch some chickens."

    "You damn fool! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the old man.

    The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy walks by, dragging behind him 30 chickens caught in the chicken wire.

    The next morning, the old man sees the boy walk by carrying a shiny roll of something. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

    "Duct tape."

    "What you gonna do with that?"

    "Gonna catch me some ducks."

    "You damn fool! You can't catch ducks with duct tape!"

    The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy walks by, trailing behind him 30 ducks caught in a long trail of duct tape.

    The next morning, the old man sees the boy walking by carrying a branch behind him. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

    "It's a pu$$y willow."

    "Wait up," says the old man. "I'll get my hat!"
     
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  2. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    Loves me some fishin' . . . .


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