Talking Horse

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, May 9, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    A man was driving across a large rural area in northern Wyoming when his car suddenly started sputtering and finally stopped.
    He opened the hood to look around, although he knew very little about mechanical things.
    As he looked a voice suddenly said, "Fuel pump."
    The man was startled and banged his head on the underside of the hood. As he stepped back to see who spoke, all he saw were two horses, one white and one brown, standing at the fence looking at him.
    "Who said that?" asked the startled man.
    "It's your fuel pump," replied the white horse, "just tap it with your flashlight and it will work fine."
    So the man give his fuel pump a couple of smart raps with a flashlight and the car starts and runs perfectly.
    A few miles down the road, the man, still shaken from his encounter, stops at a roadhouse for a stiff drink to calm his nerves.
    "You look like you've seen a ghost," the barkeep says.
    "You could say that." the man replies and then explains his ordeal.
    "Was it a white horse?" the barkeep asks.
    "Uh, yea, it was, how did you know?" says the suprised man.
    The bar keep smiled and said, "You were lucky, the brown horse doesn't know s**t about cars."
     
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  2. Kip

    Kip Sir Kip Esquire

    Apr 12, 2016
    I'd trust neither horse,sure they'd tell ya something ya don't need.
    Now a good cow.... ;)
     
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  3. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    I think Mr. Ed was a white horse. But he didn’t do much with automotive repairs. Couldn’t find a crawler long enough for him.
    Thanks for the laughs this morning limbkiller.


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  4. tac45

    tac45 What me worry ? Supporting Addict

    Mar 4, 2012
    Ed , good thing he wasn’t at the sea shore, that Blond would have sold him a fuel shell . :D
     
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  5. july19

    july19 Womb? Weary? He rests. He has travelled. Supporting Addict

    Sep 16, 2013
    A horse’s mouth is not a reliable source of information.
     
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  6. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    I wouldn’t address the other end. You know he’d be talking out his a$$ for sure then!


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  7. Fiddler1537

    Fiddler1537 Supporting Addict Supporting Addict

    Jan 13, 2013
    Mr Ed was a Palomino
     

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