Tennessee State Trooper

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Mike Meints, May 26, 2019.

  1. Mike Meints

    Mike Meints Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    Two men are driving through Tennessee when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick.

    The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?"

    The cop answers, "You're in Tennessee son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."

    The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here."

    The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

    The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?"

    The cop says, "Just making your wish come true."

    The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?"

    The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say to your buddy, "I wish that Son-of-a-B*tch would've tried that sh*t with me!"
     
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  2. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    Crap. I gotta drive through Tennessee to get to the shoot . . .

    Anyone need a ride?
     
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  3. vhntr1

    vhntr1 Well-Known Member

    87
    Mar 25, 2019
    I'm glad I'm coming from Ohio ,and I don't have no windows!
     
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