Tequila Christmas Cookies

Discussion in 'Munchies' started by limbkiller, Dec 24, 2018.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    In case you might be looking for a new holiday cookie
    recipe...the tequila can be either white or gold cuervo,

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

    Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
    Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
    again, to be sure it is of the highest
    quality, pour one level cup and drink.

    Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one
    cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

    Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
    At this point it's best to make sure the
    Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ...
    just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break
    leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
    the cup of dried fruit, Pick the
    frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the
    turner. If the fried druit gets stuck
    in the beaterers just pry it loose with
    a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to
    check for tonsisticity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt, or
    something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
    the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon
    juice and strain your nuts. Add one
    table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
    somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
    the oven.

    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees
    and try not to fall over. Don't forget
    to beat off the turner. Finally, throw
    the bowl through the window, finish the
    Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the

  2. boatdoc

    boatdoc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2015
    personal experience o or just a good recipe?

    merry xmas LK
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