Texans

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Jan 24, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of
    mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, the engines roared back to life in time to prevent the plane from going splat on the ground!

    As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the
    disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane. Finally, the crew got off the plane and the local manager of the airline came up to congratulate him on his perseverance under extreme odds.

    As the official and the pilot were talking, the official commented how unusual it was that there were so many midgets on the flight.
    "Those weren't midgets," the pilot replied. Those were
    Texans with all the **** scared out of them!"
     
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  2. nmbuzz

    nmbuzz Livin Large

    Apr 9, 2013
    Dang, Y'all don't even defend y'alls selves anymore?

    I was lookin for some good comebacks and we got crickets.....???

    Or were y'all on that flight?
     
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  3. TexasPatriot59

    TexasPatriot59 Well-Known Member

    198
    Dec 14, 2018
    More fake news....

    #sighsandshakeshead :meh:
     
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  4. Busa Dave

    Busa Dave Well-Known Member

    Mar 3, 2018
  5. texasnurse

    texasnurse Well-Known Member

    702
    Aug 6, 2016
    Old Aggie Joke...


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