Texas Preacher

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    The new Texas Preacher was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty, the country
    music singer. One day he decided to visit some of the church members who hadn't
    been to services lately. He went to the first lady's house and knocked
    on the door. When she answered the door, she said, "Conway Twitty".

    No Ma'am," he replied. "I'm your new pastor and I came to have prayer
    with you." So she said come right on in.

    He visited several more homes and everyone thought he was Conway Twitty.

    Then he came to a beautiful widow woman's house on the end of the street. She was
    taking a shower at the time, so she just wrapped a towel around her and opened
    the door.

    When she saw her caller, she threw up her hands - which allowed the
    towel to fall to the floor. "Oh my God!" she exclaimed. It's Conway Twitty!"

    And the Preacher said......."Hello, Darlin"
     
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