Texting for Seniors

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, May 14, 2018.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair.

    Aug 18, 2011
    Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes:

    * ATD- At the Doctor's

    * BFF - Best Friends Funeral

    * BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

    * BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

    * CBM- Covered by Medicare

    * CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center

    * DWI- Driving While Incontinent

    * FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

    GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

    * GHA - Got Heartburn Again

    * HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

    * LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

    * LOL- Living on Lipitor

    * OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

    * TOT- Texting on Toilet
    * WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
  2. bamashooter

    bamashooter Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Dec 11, 2013
    Too damn funny.
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  3. xerts1191

    xerts1191 Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2017
    Just about sums it all up!
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