That is ugly

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, May 18, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Game warden is walking thru the woods and comes across this really ugly guy. Checks his game bag and he's got 5 dead squirrels in it.
    Game warden tells him the limit is 8 and to be sure to not kill too many.
    As he's walking off he notices, the guy doesn't have a weapon.
    Curious, he walks back and asks the guy what gun he is hunting with.
    "Don't need no gun, I just ugly them to death".
    Baffled by this the warden assumes he's stashed an illegal weapon and is making up a story.
    "Show me what you're talking about or I'm gonna haul you in!" shouts the warden.
    "Ok, see that one up there? watch this" whispers the guy.
    He whistles, the squirrel looks at him and he spreads his cheeks and sticks out his tongue.
    Squirrel falls out of the tree and hits the ground dead.
    The guy walks over, picks it up and puts it in his bag. "That should be plenty for supper".
    Dumbfounded, the warden says: "that's the most amazing thing I have ever seen!"
    The guy replies: "yeah I used to bring my wife with me, but she got where she tore 'em up too bad, so I only take her deer hunting".
  2. Mike Meints

    Mike Meints Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    Hilarious !!! Thanks , Ed !
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  3. Fred_G

    Fred_G Known Agitator

    Dec 29, 2015
    I think I saw that guy's cousin the other day at the WalMarts.... :)
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  4. Colorado Sonny

    Colorado Sonny Deo Volente Supporting Addict

    Sep 25, 2015
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  5. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    Yeah there ain’t much meat on them buggers! She must’ve been a real beauty lol! Thanks for the laughs.

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