The Baddest

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Mar 16, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Four Service men were sitting around a campfire drinking beer and talking. It went like this:

    Air Force: "We're the baddest! We can fly in nape of the earth, drop guns to partisans, bombs on the capital, food to the masses, and still figure our how to bring back a case of the local hootch before breakfast!

    Navy: "We're the Baddest! We can dominate the sea, air surface and depths for hundreds of miles around us, locate smugglers, sink pirates and pound the living h*ll out of inland targets, and still get a hot meal and a shower!"

    Marine: "We're the baddest! any thing, anyone , anytime, anyplace--it's destroyed overnight at minimum taxpayer expense!"

    Paratrooper: He didn't say anything, he just sipped his beer and continues sharpening his e-tool on his d*ck.
     
    ronin11, Jimhoag, xerts1191 and 16 others like this.
  2. BenchMonkey

    BenchMonkey Angry Infidel

    509
    Nov 28, 2018

  3. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    Did you jump? ....just a little at first....lol


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
    Chief1297 and BenchMonkey like this.

You need 3 posts to add links to your posts! This is used to prevent spam.

Verification:
Draft saved Draft deleted