The Boat

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Feb 21, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    There were a set of twins, Joe and John.

    Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat.

    It so happened that John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank.

    A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and, mistaking him for John, state "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel just terrible."

    Joe, thinking she was about the boat said "Heck no! In fact I'm sorta glad to be rid of her. She

    was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like

    old fish. She was always losing her water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole

    in the front,too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what

    finally finished her off was when I rented her these four guys looking for a good time. I warned

    them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyway. The darn fools tried to get

    in her all at once and she split right up the middle."

    ************ THE OLD WOMAN FAINTED***************
  2. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    It was just a simple misunderstanding lol!

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  3. slinger 45

    slinger 45 ALWALS point the gun in a safe direction! ALWAYS!

    Sep 22, 2017

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