The budgie

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Philip A., Dec 1, 2018.

  1. Philip A.

    Philip A. Well-Known Member

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    Feb 24, 2017
    A little girl was playing in the garden. She had dug a hole, brought flowers, daisy garlands and petals from her mom’s prized rose bush.

    The neighbour was watering his lawn, looking at the little girl in her pink dress, all serious at her task. She had closed the hole now, heaping soil on it, tamping the mound with a heavy shovel, and had put the daisies on the top.

    “Hi Betty, what are you doing honey?” he asked.

    With a stern look she answered: “I’m burying my budgie...”

    “Oh my... Very sorry for your loss, sweetie. But tell me, that’s a mighty hole you dug there for a small budgie...”

    The little girl frowned. She lifted her nose, gazed over the roofs on the other side of the road, then looked the neighbour straight in the eyes, and said: “That’s because he’s still inside your stupid cat, asshat.”
     
  2. Capthobo

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  3. Colorado Sonny

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  4. Ethanol Red

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    Jul 12, 2015
    What’s a budgie?
     
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  5. Philip A.

    Philip A. Well-Known Member

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    Feb 24, 2017

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  6. Ethanol Red

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    Jul 12, 2015
    That’s very pretty.
     

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