THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT:

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Mike Meints, May 12, 2018.

  1. Mike Meints

    Mike Meints Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

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    Mar 2, 2017
    My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant , who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
    As the plane prepared to descend , he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly , so lovely people , if you could just put your trays up , that would be super.'

    On his trip back up the aisle , he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo , so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'


    She calmly turned her head and said , 'In my country , I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'


    To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied , without missing a beat ,
    'Well , sweet-cheeks , in my country I'm called a Queen , so I outrank you. Tray-up , Bitch!'
     
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  2. Capthobo

    Capthobo NRA Endowment member Supporting Addict

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    Nov 9, 2016
    Sure hope she gets a Southwest window seat next time!!
     
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  3. Ohio

    Ohio I like this place !

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    Mar 22, 2018
    Actually had a 6’3” “female” flight attendant on a flight.....Adam’s apple and all.
     
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  4. miketx

    miketx Well-Known Member

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    Dec 25, 2015
    I think the OP spelled "Sashay" wrong. :D
     
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  5. Fatbob Frank

    Fatbob Frank Supporting Addict Supporting Addict

    Feb 5, 2014
    Isn't Gay Flight Attendant a redundant statement?
     
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  6. BuckyP

    BuckyP Supporting Addict Supporting Addict

    Sep 15, 2011
    Better yet, have United haul her ass off the plane. :happy:
     

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