The husband store

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .


    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


    Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.


    The second floor sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love
    kids.


    The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
    kids, and are extremely good looking.


    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


    She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the ! Lord, love
    kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the
    housework.

    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
    kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the
    housework, and have a strong romantic streak.


    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
    floor and the sign reads:


    Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
    There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
    solely as proof that women are impossible to please.


    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch
    your step as you exit the building, and have a nice
    day!
     
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  2. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    That’s a good one limbkiller!


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  3. Dwe

    Dwe I'm a terminal 1911 Addict!

    Sep 4, 2011
    I think my wife found me on the bruised and battered and returned
    shelf in the basement :(:o.o:
     
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  4. john_anch_ak

    john_anch_ak Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Mar 7, 2017
    An oldie but a damn good oldie!
     
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  5. Fatbob Frank

    Fatbob Frank Supporting Addict Supporting Addict

    Feb 5, 2014
    I was a blue light special...
     
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