The mine collapse

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed.

    One of the engineers who miraculously survived the disaster went into the local watering hole. The bar was empty except for one lonely soul at the other end of the bar.

    "Hey, bartender," said the engineer, "I'll have a beer and pour another one for my friend down at the end there."

    The bartender responded, "I'm sorry sir but that guy's French and we don't serve his kind around here."

    "Well, you'd better because if it weren't for that guy, I wouldn't be here. You remember that mine that caved in earlier today? Well, I was in that mine and so was that guy. When the last of us were escaping, he held the roof of the mine up with his head! So get him a beer and if you don't believe me, look at the top of his head and you'll see that it's flat from holding the roof up."

    The bartender skeptically served the French guy his beer and then came back to talk to the engineer. "I saw the flat spot on his head but I also couldn't help noticing the bruising under his chin. What is that all about?" he asked.

    "Oh...that's where we put the jack," the engineer responded.
     
  2. Bro. Pappaw

    Bro. Pappaw Well-Known Member

    Mar 18, 2016

  3. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    He he he!


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  4. july19

    july19 Womb? Weary? He rests. He has travelled. Supporting Addict

    Sep 16, 2013
    Good one. I may turn that Frenchman into a Swede for use with my father-in-law.
     
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