It was late in the day, and almost time to shut the Pearly Gates to Heaven. Just then St. Peter saw these strange looking people coming up the road. Some had short pants that went well below their knees. And some appeared to be loosing them, as their butts were sticking out. Some had on these shirts with a big bag thing hanging from the back of their necks. Peter was afraid, so he went to seek the supervisor's advice. The super said not to fear or judge prematurely. Just let them in, give them quarters, and tomorrow we will see if their names are in the book. Peter left, then came back. The super said what is it? Peter said; They're gone. The super said; The people? Peter said: The pearly Gates.