The perfect husband

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Sep 18, 2020.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a
    bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins
    to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"

    WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes."

    WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
    only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I
    saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$90,000."

    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and
    found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market.
    They're asking $980,000 for it."

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll
    probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's
    what you really want."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

    MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
    astonishment, mouths wide open.

    He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
     
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  2. hayseed1

    hayseed1 Member

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  3. MFM22

    MFM22 Member

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    Sep 15, 2020
    My wife just asked why I was laughing so hard .... too funny
     
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  4. random84

    random84 Well-Known Member

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    May 4, 2020
    Another joke I will try to remember- but wont.

    Sent from my SM-G965U using Tapatalk
     
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  5. Uncle Bob

    Uncle Bob Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Sep 22, 2017
    Sure didn't expect that end. Brilliant!
     
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  6. Uncle Bob

    Uncle Bob Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Sep 22, 2017

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