The Prize

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    It's the yearly party at the temple and they're
    having the drawing for the door prizes. Goldstein
    wins third prize, a color TV. Rosenberg wins
    second prize. When he goes up to collect, he
    find that it's a plate of cookies.

    When Rosenberg returns to the table he says,
    "Goldstein, I don't understand it. You won third
    prize, you got a color TV. I won second prize,
    I got a damn plate of cookies."

    Goldstein says, "Rosenberg, you don't understand.
    The plate of cookies was cooked by the Rabbi's
    wife."

    Rosenberg says, "screw the Rabbi's wife!"

    Goldstein says, "shh...that's first prize."
     
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