It's the yearly party at the temple and they're having the drawing for the door prizes. Goldstein wins third prize, a color TV. Rosenberg wins second prize. When he goes up to collect, he find that it's a plate of cookies. When Rosenberg returns to the table he says, "Goldstein, I don't understand it. You won third prize, you got a color TV. I won second prize, I got a damn plate of cookies." Goldstein says, "Rosenberg, you don't understand. The plate of cookies was cooked by the Rabbi's wife." Rosenberg says, "screw the Rabbi's wife!" Goldstein says, "shh...that's first prize."