The Wedding Ceremony

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Mike Meints, Oct 23, 2018.

  1. Mike Meints

    Mike Meints Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    The wedding ceremony came to the point where the minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.


    The moment of utter silence was broken when a beautiful young woman carrying a child stood up. She starts walking slowly towards the minister.


    The congregation was aghast - you could almost hear a pin drop.


    The groom's jaw dropped as he stared in disbelief at the approaching young woman and child.


    Chaos ensued.


    The bride threw the bouquet into the air and burst out crying.


    Then the groom's mother fainted.


    The best men started giving each other looks and wondering how to save the situation.


    The minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward? What do you have to say?"


    There was absolute silence in the church.


    The woman replied, "We can't hear you in the back."


    And that illustrates what happens when people are considered guilty until proven innocent.
     
  2. xerts1191

    xerts1191 Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2017

  3. july19

    july19 Womb? Weary? He rests. He has travelled. Supporting Addict

    Sep 16, 2013
    That’s a good one. I wonder if any forum members have been at a wedding where someone did object to the marriage?
     
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  4. livinthelife

    livinthelife Well-Known Member

    Jul 30, 2015
    I wish someone would've at my first wedding!:bang:
     
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  5. N.Al-Tider

    N.Al-Tider Well-Known Member

    202
    May 15, 2017
    Lol, that WAS NOT the ending that I was envisioning...
     
  6. mikemac

    mikemac Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Apr 22, 2017
    Well said Mike thanks
     
  7. Philip A.

    Philip A. Well-Known Member

    985
    Feb 24, 2017
    Yes. One of mine.

    I did object. Nobody listened...
     
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  8. 1644

    1644 Member

    45
    Oct 27, 2018
    I avoid weddings. keeps me awake.
     

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