Three Hillbillies

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Mike Meints, Aug 13, 2020.

  1. Mike Meints

    Mike Meints Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
    1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. '
    2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?'
    1st Hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'
    2nd Hillbilly says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of
    them new fangled warshin ' machines!'
    1st Hillbilly says: 'Why is that so stupid?'
    2nd Hillbilly says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'
    3rd Hillbilly says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer
    wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer
    some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.'
    1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?'
    3rd Hillbilly says: 'She ain't got no pecker.
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  2. Caspian

    Caspian Chief Steward of Man Law

    Sep 18, 2019
    Sounds to me like she's got more peckers than him. :eek1:
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  3. dasroofr

    dasroofr Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2019
    Why don't chickens wear underwear??.........because they got their pecker on their face!!!!

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