To Be Six Again

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning
    back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.

    Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for
    her birthday. I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in
    the mirror.

    On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl
    of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.

    What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the
    Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there

    Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
    reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a
    McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
    chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
    her favorite candy, M&M's.

    What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
    collapsed into bed exhausted.

    He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear,
    what was it like being six again?"

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

    "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"

    The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it
  2. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    I’d better just keep nodding knowingly and walking away.

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