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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by nomad, Sep 26, 2011.

  1. nomad

    nomad Member

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    Aug 22, 2011
    The Dept of Defense briefed the President this morning…



    They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Afghanistan.

    To everyone's surprise, he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.


    Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a Brazilian?'


    This is not surprising, since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.
    :biggrin1:
     
  2. thecableguy

    thecableguy I hate this addiction Supporting Addict

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    Aug 16, 2011

  3. Blayglock

    Blayglock Supporting Addict Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    I see what you did there!
     
  4. Kokopelli

    Kokopelli Schütze

    Aug 17, 2011
    The last time my wife and I were having sex I saw in her eyes that she didn't love me... I tried and tried, but ultimately I reached the point of no return.... Ron


    I had to turn her over
     
  5. CMG

    CMG Member

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    Aug 20, 2011
    One Big Ass Mistake America

    Now, hoping for change. :nod:
     
  6. jst1tym

    jst1tym What No Delete Button? Supporting Addict

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    Aug 23, 2011
  7. thecableguy

    thecableguy I hate this addiction Supporting Addict

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    Aug 16, 2011
    :rofl2:
     
  8. Kokopelli

    Kokopelli Schütze

    Aug 17, 2011
    :pound::pound::pound::pound::animlol::animlol::animlol::animlol: and I have a trophy wife:grin: noR
     
  9. claire

    claire Anger Management Graduate

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    Sep 22, 2011
  10. Earlsbud

    Earlsbud Supporting Addict Supporting Addict

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  11. Kokopelli

    Kokopelli Schütze

    Aug 17, 2011

    hahahahaha..
     
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